![]() ![]() The community somehow combines the usual horndog reconnaissance of crowdsourced filth with the sharp pang of generational melancholia. “Memories, she has aged well too!” a third exclaims.Įvery entry on r/NostalgiaFapping has this same tone. “I used to wait until my parents were out of the house and then I just watched this scene on DVD a bunch of times,” another adds. Watched it many times since,” one writes. “I was blown away the first time I saw this scene. And yet, in a profound accident of horny horseshoe theory, they’ve circled back around to the place they felt most at home as a teenager: Whacking it to Phoebe Cates. There are aggregators osmotizing zillions of bawdy productions from across time and space there’s an endless field of fetish sites tuned to every possible kink and denomination and an infinite variety of dirty forums and OnlyFans accounts splayed across the web, each dedicated to serving up the latest and greatest craven shit. The men in the comments below it have access to more porn than anyone in recorded history. In that sense, it shouldn’t be a surprise that a sequential collage of Cates’ world-famous Ridgemont High seduction is among the highest upvoted posts in the community. But for a select few men on the r/NostalgiaFapping subreddit, zooming backwards through their own sexual development can be a far more rewarding experience than witnessing whatever awaits behind the next Pornhub query. Eventually, Hollywood softcore just doesn’t hit the right spots. ![]() So naturally, a huge number of men have spent their cursory adolescent curiosity with Cates, that red bikini and those few moments of Judge Reinhold’s depraved desperation immortalized in the film.įast Times, however, is amateur stuff - the internet’s masturbators work through all the vintage, well-canonized sex scenes in their halcyon years before graduating to much more sinful content. ![]() Personally, I remember the scene being constantly hyped up in frothy Maxim countdowns as an urtext of pop erotica. It’s hard to think of a cultural artifact that’s been prescribed more often by uncles, brothers and older cousins. It’s practically the foundation of macho smut Cates emerges from a swimming pool, sashays through the suburban sprinklers and unbuttons her bikini top for an enthusiastically porn-y tracking shot. The Phoebe Cates nude scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High is one of the prized touchstones in the straight male hivemind. ![]()
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